Me: The Pope is on.
Me: The Pope.
Me: I don’t know who the new Pope is.
Him: Suzanne Whang?
Me: Yes, Suzanne Whang is the new Pope.
Sometimes I imagine what our lives would be like if we lived in a big house instead of a 1,200 square foot apartment. But it is times like these that I am thankful for the fact that we are usually no more than one room apart. Tomorrow, I will refill our supply of Q-tips.
P.S. Suzanne Whang is the voice that narrates House Hunters – so, there’s that.